Although this didn't work, a new iPhone app will certainly be appearing soon.
From the Feb. 28 "New Yorker"
CORRECTION OF THE WEEK
From the Austin Chronicle
The July 11 "Mr. Smarty Pants" column said that a person can microwave popcorn with three or more cell phones ringing simultaneously and pointing at the unpopped kernels. This factoid was disproved my Snopes.com, and Mr. Smarty Pants apologizes any inconvenience this factoid might have caused.