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Saturday, November 28, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
Manners
Prig offered Pig the first chance at dessert,
So Pig reached out and speared the bigger part.
"Now that," cried Prig, "is extremely rude of you!"
Pig, with his mouth full, said, "Wha, wha' wou' 'ou do?"
"I would have taken the littler bit," said Prig.
"Stop kvetching, then it's what you've got," said Pig.
So virtue is its own reward, you see.
And that is all it's ever going to be.
"Manners" by Howard Nemerov, from The Selected Poems of Howard Nemerov. © Ohio University Press, 2003.
So Pig reached out and speared the bigger part.
"Now that," cried Prig, "is extremely rude of you!"
Pig, with his mouth full, said, "Wha, wha' wou' 'ou do?"
"I would have taken the littler bit," said Prig.
"Stop kvetching, then it's what you've got," said Pig.
So virtue is its own reward, you see.
And that is all it's ever going to be.
"Manners" by Howard Nemerov, from The Selected Poems of Howard Nemerov. © Ohio University Press, 2003.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Happy Thanksgiving
TWO THANKSGIVING POEMS
BY BILLY COLLINS
1. Thanksgiving Morning
The crossed multiple blades of the blender
set out to dry on a counter.
The corkscrew unsheathed and ready
to enter whatever cannot resist its twisting.
The carving knife waiting alongside
the sharpener for its abrasive touch,
The blue box of matches, the white candles.
The branch of dry leaves brought in
Along with vines clustered with red and yellow berries,
All of which points to the anonymous turkey,
soon to be trussed with string
but now soaking on the cold porch
in a bucket of salted ice water,
in brine, as they like to say this time of year.
And we must not overlook the oven,
radiating in a corner of the kitchen
set at first at 500 degrees
then lowered almost mercifully to 350,
still hot enough to lift the bird
into the condition of sacrificial edibility,
yet short of what would incinerate a book,
the oven that swallowed the witch and Sylvia Plath
and now the oven of our pleasure,
our forks and glasses blindly raised.
2. The Gathering, a Thanksgiving Poem
Outside, the scene was right for the season,
heavy gray clouds and just enough wind
to blow down the last of the yellow leaves.
But the house was different that day,
so distant from the other houses,
like a planet inhabited by only a dozen people
with the same last name and the same nose
rotating slowly on its invisible axis.
Too bad you couldn't be there
but you were flying through space on your own asteroid
with your arm around an uncle.
You would have unwrapped your scarf
and thrown your coat on top of the pile
then lifted a glass of wine
as a tiny man ran across a screen with a ball.
You would have heard me
saying grace with my elbows on the tablecloth
as one of the twins threw a dinner roll across the room at the other.
From "The Dreadest Feast: Writers on Enduring the Holidays" published by Stewart, Tabori & Chang edited by Taylor Plimpton and Michele Clarke.
BY BILLY COLLINS
1. Thanksgiving Morning
The crossed multiple blades of the blender
set out to dry on a counter.
The corkscrew unsheathed and ready
to enter whatever cannot resist its twisting.
The carving knife waiting alongside
the sharpener for its abrasive touch,
The blue box of matches, the white candles.
The branch of dry leaves brought in
Along with vines clustered with red and yellow berries,
All of which points to the anonymous turkey,
soon to be trussed with string
but now soaking on the cold porch
in a bucket of salted ice water,
in brine, as they like to say this time of year.
And we must not overlook the oven,
radiating in a corner of the kitchen
set at first at 500 degrees
then lowered almost mercifully to 350,
still hot enough to lift the bird
into the condition of sacrificial edibility,
yet short of what would incinerate a book,
the oven that swallowed the witch and Sylvia Plath
and now the oven of our pleasure,
our forks and glasses blindly raised.
2. The Gathering, a Thanksgiving Poem
Outside, the scene was right for the season,
heavy gray clouds and just enough wind
to blow down the last of the yellow leaves.
But the house was different that day,
so distant from the other houses,
like a planet inhabited by only a dozen people
with the same last name and the same nose
rotating slowly on its invisible axis.
Too bad you couldn't be there
but you were flying through space on your own asteroid
with your arm around an uncle.
You would have unwrapped your scarf
and thrown your coat on top of the pile
then lifted a glass of wine
as a tiny man ran across a screen with a ball.
You would have heard me
saying grace with my elbows on the tablecloth
as one of the twins threw a dinner roll across the room at the other.
From "The Dreadest Feast: Writers on Enduring the Holidays" published by Stewart, Tabori & Chang edited by Taylor Plimpton and Michele Clarke.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Right or wrong
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"My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober."
G. K. Chesterton
English author & mystery novelist (1874 - 1936)
G. K. Chesterton
English author & mystery novelist (1874 - 1936)
Poetry
John Ashbery said, "There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army."
Beatty Public Library
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Library painted
By juneI did a second go-round on the Beatty Public Library that I painted plein air the other day.
It's a very stylish building, the most stylish in town. Virginia, who saw me painting last February, came by on Saturday and said she had been on the library board when they chose the hexagonal geodesic dome style. She can be proud. It's right by the Beatty school complex (all 3 levels of public schools in one city block), and the elementary kids were leaving as I was painting. "Awesome painting" they said (kids are invariably polite about my paintings); "Awesome library," I always replied, and that usually brought a big grin. They like their library. As do I. –June
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Four leaf clover
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Four Leaf Clover
Don Sessions
"I'm looking over a four leaf clover that I overlooked before ...." Typically a lucky find, this one was even more so. My wife Jan was following a spray painted line on the ground at Laumeier Sculpture Park when she saw this apparently red four leaf clover. It was really a red spray painted clover in a field of green which she photographed.
Irish legend says that each leaflet has special meaning: 1- Fame 2- Wealth 3- Love & 4- Health. We have high hopes that these qualities will inundate us with success in all these domains.
"I'm looking over a four leaf clover that I overlooked before ...." Typically a lucky find, this one was even more so. My wife Jan was following a spray painted line on the ground at Laumeier Sculpture Park when she saw this apparently red four leaf clover. It was really a red spray painted clover in a field of green which she photographed.
Irish legend says that each leaflet has special meaning: 1- Fame 2- Wealth 3- Love & 4- Health. We have high hopes that these qualities will inundate us with success in all these domains.
Waves
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Clark Little was born in Napa, California in 1968. Two years later, a move to the North Shore of Oahu (Hawaii) dramatically changed his future. In the 80's and 90's he made his name as a pioneer of surfing at the Waimea Bay shorebreak. Clark had a unique talent for taking off on hopeless closeout shorebreak waves and surviving in one piece.In less than three years, Clark has gained national and international recognition for his North Shore shorebreak wave photography with appearances on television shows Good Morning America, Inside Edition, The Today Show, and ABC World News Now. Clark's work has been featured in many publications and newspapers.
In 2007, Clark discovered his ability and passion to capture the extraordinary beauty of the shorebreak when his wife asked him for a picture of the ocean to decorate a bedroom wall. With his shorebreak surfing experience in mind, Clark grabbed a camera, jumped in the ocean, and starting snapping away recording the beauty and power of Hawaiian waves for all to enjoy. "Clark's view" is a unique view of the waves from the inside out that most people would only be able to experience safely on land while viewing one of Clark's photos.
Click on image to enlarge.
With several camera upgrades, new underwater housings and a compulsion to get that better shot, photography has become his career and the ocean has become his office.
Clark uses White Water Hawaii custom-made underwater housings by Taro Pascual.
At work in North Shore, Hawaii shorebreak
Clark Little surfing Waimea Bay shorebreak
Monday, November 23, 2009
Melanie decorates at Pittock Mansion
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Designers Melanie Sessions and Leslie Stift decorated one of Pittock Mansion rooms for the Christmas season of this historic house
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Words to live by -- or not
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Today, the winner of the 2005 National Spelling Bee turns 18. Anurag Kashyap, who was born in India and grew up in San Diego County, California, was in eighth grade when he correctly spelled "appoggiatura" (a musical term that means, according to Merriam-Webster's Dictionary, "an embellishing note or tone preceding an essential melodic note or tone and usually written as a note of smaller size") to clinch the national title. Winning words since then include ursprache (2006), serrefine (2007), and guerdon (2008). This year's winning word was Laodicean, a synonym for "lukewarm," especially applicable to religious matters.
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